How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Equal rights!

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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