- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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