- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

woman's rights

Microwave

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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