Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Everybody will die

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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