- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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