"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

i had a black friend once......just kidding

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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