What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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