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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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