- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

knock knock who's there ?

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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