why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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