- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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