A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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