Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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