why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Sarah Palin.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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