whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Bob Saget that is all

Stop. Seriously stop.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

I love you

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

What do you call a bear. Rob.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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