- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

Dont read this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

dead dibbs

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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