Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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