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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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a man was shot.... he died

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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