- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

What do you call white trash Garbage

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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