- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What's brown and sticky A stick

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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