- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Knock, Knock Come in

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Misner is a twat.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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