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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

knock knock Goodbye

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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