- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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