- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Gretta has five legs? -no

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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