What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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