- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Hello

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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