A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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