- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Corn Muffins

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

123 f*ck off

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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