- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What's blue? The sky.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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