- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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