- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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