there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

A muslim paints Mohammed

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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