What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What is funnier then 25 9/11

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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