what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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France had one revolution

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do you call an arab ?

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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