Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Take part of what?

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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