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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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