- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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