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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A man walked into a bar owch

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Drew Knowles is gay

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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