- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

What comes after 69? 70

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Fat people

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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