- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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9/11 my birthday

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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