- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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