- Anti Joke

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.