What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

I'm Coming

So a baby seal walks into a club

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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