Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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silver bullet?

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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