So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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What's the new green? Green

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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