- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

This is a joke.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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