What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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