How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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