- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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