- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

I think everybody should have a penis.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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