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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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