a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Weaner

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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