How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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