why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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