Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

ure mama's so fat

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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