whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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poopy is poopy

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Anti Joke

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