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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says "Well, it's a long story but I tell you. You see, one day I was walking along the beach and I found a dusty old lamp. I rubbed the lamp and a big magic genie appeared. He told me I could have 3 wishes." The horse continues: "So I told the genie I wish I had a 10 billion dollars. I checked my bank account and sure enough it came true. My second wish was I wished for a beautiful wife. Suddenly a light came from the sky like an angel falling and I saw a beautiful woman and fell in love with her." The bartender says to the horse "Let me guess, so for your third wish, did you wish you were a horse with a long face?" The horse says "No that's not what I wished for." The bartender asks "What was your third wish?" The horse says "Well you won't believe me but I wished I was a bartender pretending to talk to a horse about some genie granting him wishes." After about 30 minutes of arguing with himself, other employees at the bar had had enough of the bartender talking to himself and called psychiatric personnel to escort the bartender to the mental hospital as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.