whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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