how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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