What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

what are you mike bibby?

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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