what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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