- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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