women's rights.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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