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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

An man walks to a bra

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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