When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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