What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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