- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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