three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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