shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

A black man walks out of a police station

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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