- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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