I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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