how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Pickles are moist.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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